Hi folks!
It's your old pal from that blog that for some reason has a URL which isn't at all zombie related... Goddammit, hindsight...
Yeah... If I could change just one thing, it would be that darned web address...
Oh, and the fact that the dead walk the earth... That too.
Using my own name for a domain was such a silly thing to do. Maybe for reference, sure, but for memorability?
Grr... My past self is such a vain, present-day oriented, no vision weirdo survivor... You thoughtless baffoon, past self!
Reaching through the very fabric of time itself, past me apologises for his bad choice of blogspot identity.
Ehh... I wonder if there's a way to change it? Probably not, since all the staff for this company are either 100% or 95% dead.
Anyway, enough of this... it's time for some news! Boring personal news, nothing about Washington's nuclear cleansing ambitions...
That would be far too interesting.
Progress has been made on the is he / isn't he [infected] front... Turns out... Not anymore!
Hear this; apparently, I was infected briefly by a piece of contagious keratin during my 'outing' to the local pub. Colon openbracket.
Openbracket colon. However, my exposure to rays of the X variety in laboratory both today and yesterday has 'cured' me.
That is absolutely true. Probably. The campus nurse told me. She said long words so I didn't really understand.
Oh, but one thing she made very clear was that I was unbelievably lucky. Apparently, I'm only infection-free because we caught it early.
Good news for me... Bad news for the landslide majority of 'people' who are still destined to rot on their legs.
Reassuringly though, we now have a surefire way of returning the, uh... living to life?
All you have to do is find a strong source of 0.01 to 10 nanometer wavelength radiation within 5 days of infection and you're saved!
Photon sources of the correct frequency can be found in most disused labs, like in Universities, some factories, or more usefully...
Hospitals. Go salvage those portable (?) scanners and save lives!
Early enough exposure eliminates fosinopril! EEEEF! Tell everyone you know (who are still alive)! EEEEF!
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