Jan 01 (1)

DAY #59

Hola!
It's me again!
I'm still here. Surviving.
Coping with all this semi-infected stuff is pretty tough... You know, it's kinda like Catch 22.
Any way you look at it, I'm an unwanted existance.
Not safe enough to hang with the survivors, not dead enough to hang with the zombies...
There's almost no place for me...
Looks like I'll just have to pretend to be fine and hope that nobody twigs. Like always then!
On a completely different subject, aren't aardvarks just the best?
Some people have never heard of them, but I can't see how...
Everyone should know about the first animal in the dictionary! It's the first one!
My, what has this world come to? 90% of all humans are no longer humans, and some survivors have never heard of an aardvark.
Yep, it's depressing but true.
For further reading in the aardvark department, try pangolin. They're pretty awesome too.
Rolling up into a ball is their speciality... Seriously, seach the remainder of the internet!
I can empathise with those terrified little mammals when they curl up and don't want to talk to the rest of the world...
Especially in social situations where pangolins and aardvarks are known to be useless and shy and frigid and boring and...
No, I'm getting carried away...
Don't you dare judge me for this! Otherwise I'll stop posting survival blogs... or Slogs... Uh...
See you next time!
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