Hello reader... Yes, you.
I am in a very good mood... Yesterday turned out much better than I thought!
Airplanes and stuntmen...
Mostly staring, but occasional speaking... Am I improving?
Yeah, why not. It was fun! I'm a lot better one-on-one than I am in a massive horde (For me, that's more than 3)...
There I was... Almost completely myself... Seems like a dream now...
Hey, who knows, maybe it was? Maybe... it is?
Anyway, enough of this cryptic stuff...
News!
Kind reader, cast your mind back to a time in the recent past...
You may remember I had a speech yesterday. It went surprisingly well!
Of course, it wasn't perfect, I mean I'm only a survivor... But at least I did it!
Usually, I would hide away in my room, safe from zombies and judgement and potential humiliation and zombies...
For some reason, I didn't on this occasion. I kind of... stepped out of myself.
Only for ten minutes or something, but it worked. I watched myself do the speech.
Really bizarre sensation... Almost like being infected...
Like, I couldn't be nervous, because it wasn't really me...
Ah, I'm probably boring you.
So I'll move on...
There's more upcoming events than I can handle!
No, really! Shy little stay-inside remain indoors is being invited to real, actual, possibly dangerous events!
I'm even having to RSVP to things!
Got tomorrow to prepare, then Thursday is chock-full of sad, sad activities, completely zombie-free. (Sorry again!)
However, on Friday, there's additional Badminton 3 'til 5 which I'll go to... Hope I see people I like there...
Then it's the weekend! What could possibly go wrong?
(= The most forboding sentence you will ever hear in your life!)
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