HAPPY ACTUAL 100th POST!!
Is it really true that I've missed 15 blogs? Wow, I suck...
Anyways, sorry about yesterday. I had returned to my learning establishment after they'd cleared out the undead...
Maybe one of the zombies had chewed through a cable somewhere, because I couldn't access the ex-internet. Not my fault!
In any case, I'll sort this whole spirally thing now. It's actually quite cool.
Got a pen and paper? Good. Let me explain...
Every zombie used to be a human once, and that human used to have a certain brain.
There are certain optical tricks you can exploit to confuse or distress the infected... Spirals are one such example.
Though, here's the interesting bit... The effect depends on the dominant hand of the zombie.
Is that amazing or what?! So, that's why some spirals work on some zombies, and others on others.
Now, just to clear it up, Poliwag spiral will ruin the ex-left-handers, and Poliwhirl/Poliwrath will get the righties.
Good idea to carry both though, just in case. Let me try to explain why this almost completely cripples the infected...
Brandish a black and white curly line at the appropriate walker, and it will be unable to focus on it properly, since it's dead.
Evidence shows that the pattern recognition part of the brain fires off like crazy, and overpowers the hunger bit.
This sounds improbable, but it works. I'm still not exactly sure why it works, but this is as good as it gets...
The deaddy will temporarily cease his quest for flesh in order to stop his brain hurting... It's a modern miracle!
Erm, yeah, it is pretty good, but before we all come out of hiding, I'd better reconfirm these results...
Remain indoors until further notice! Thanks!
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