Hai!
It's late, so, I'll keep it brief...
I'm still alive, obviously.
Mediocre survivor lives... Hold the front page of Aftermath Monthly!
In case you were wondering, that's the only national newspaper that's still being published...
Some awesome survivors where The Sun used to be published are putting out pages of epic once a month...
Sections include; Zombie kill of the month, True survivor stories, Project Alice updates, XXXZ (if you're that way inclined)...
Uh, and if you're thinking, "hey, that sounds like a better version of your blog!"... You would be right.
Nothing's completely original. Not even this sentence. Hell, it's all been done before, even in hell.
It's sad, but true. So, on that bombshell, goodnight!
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