Hiya!!
I'm alive and kicking. And... not as depressed.
Perfect! So, there is some debate about blunt objects vs sharp objects in terms of usefulness...
Let me just say, both sides have their merits, but I'm on the side with the katana... Sharp all the way!
Ever get the strangely satisfying feeling of whipping a sword frictionlessly through a zombie?
Actually, it's quite disturbing really... But my point is, it's like Kill Bill. Like Seven Samurai. Like Devil May Cry...
Swinging a lethal blade around like in Bleach (or, if you're really awesome, swinging three swords around like in One Piece), is cool!
Every day I dream I was a ninja/pirate/Chinese swordsman god, and these dangerous targets let you pretend!
Don't get me wrong, cricket bats and lead pipes have a certain skull-denting je ne sais quoi, but edged weapons are just amazing!
Okay, okay, perhaps I'm getting carried away... I shouldn't really take take this much pleasure in slaughtering the undead...
No doubt one day, a brilliant scientist will find a cure, and we will have killed thousands of possible patients, but y'know...
That's probably not going to happen... Right?
Let's just say... It's self defence, yeah? We're not going looking for alleyways where we can slice our way through hundreds of them...
It's only when we inevitably end up with our back against the wall and there are no spirals to hand that we'll chop away...
Everybody clear? We don't ENJOY re-killing them, but we may as well look for the spoonful of sugar eh?
That all cleared up? Right.
Oh, and by the way, the Americans finally found Osama Bin Laden! In zombie form!
Makes me wonder why those idiots were still looking to be honest... Surely they've got enough problems as it is...
End of the world? Let's hunt some terrorists! Deary me... See you tomorrow, surviving internet users!
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