Hey regulars. Double hey to newcomers. I'm sorry I didn't post yesterday... I was trapped in a mansion. It was madness...
I'm also sorry for the near future, since today's update won't have many or any zombies in it. So... you can stop now if you want...
"Met a girl, thought she was grand. Fell in love, found out first hand. Went well for a week or two... Then it all came unglued"
(Yes, I'm quoting lyrics. Deal. With it.) "In a trap, trip I can't grip. Never I thought I'd be the one who'd slip. Then I started to realise..."
(Listen to this next bit) "I was living one big lie... She fucking hates me! Trust, she fucking hates me! La-la-la-love..."
"I tried too hard and she tore my feelings like I had none... And ripped them away."
(For those of you who didn't know, that was Puddle Of Mudd... But you should definately have known.)
Ever hear a song, and then listen to the lyrics, and feel like it's been written about your life?
Well, I mean, other than R.E.M's 'It's The End Of The World As We Know It' (The 'I feel fine' lyric must be sarcastic...)
Or perhaps Every Time I Die's screamo poem, 'Apocalypse Now And Then' (Which... doesn't really have anything to do with...)
Um, I seem to have strayed onto the topic of music... So, I guess this is as good a time as any...
Last time I discussed soundtracks to annihilation, I missed out a very obvious candidate... Rob Zombie.
Dude! (Ooh, sexism, eh?) Even his name is Zombie! What a legend! He's perfect outbreak listening!
By the way, did you know he was a composer on Gran Turismo 2? Nor did I... Thank you, remaining undamaged Wikipedia servers!
Everybody, go type his name into The You-Tube, and give him a listen! He's at least 71 times better than Lady Gaga!
Anyway, I don't want to drone on about music for the whol... You did look up Vaeda, right? You should look them up.
What have you got to lose? Time? Oh, yeah, because since society was destroyed, everyone's so short on time...
Earth needs this band! Because they're awesome... Very Awesome Extra Double Awesome!
Sorry 'bout that... I just need to shamelessly plug my favourite ever band ever whenever I can! (Linkin Park are 2nd, BTW)
OK, let's try again... I don't want to drone on about music for the whole blog.. It's meant to be an interesting one!
My god, if I had known when I started that in 126 days time, I'd be monologue-chatting about music, I wouldn't have started.
Every Time I Die aren't GOOD. Chasing Victory aren't ENJOYABLE. Vaeda aren't AWESOME. These aren't FACTS!
Why am I blabbing about my stupid subjective opinions? NOBODY cares about that! My thoughts aren't MEANINGFUL!
I'm sorry... Just 5 more lines of self pity... Then I'll be back to my 'normal' self tomorrow. That is... if I remember...
To be honest, I couldn't do a blog about my life. I'm far too boring! I truly respect people interesting enough to pull it off!
Hey, I'm just a nerd who lives in his safehouse, drinking Coke, watching films and Googling funny cats. That's my ACTUAL LIFE.
Yeah, yeah... I've had my run-ins with the undead in the past, but they were fucking terrifying! It's why I don't go out much!
Oh god... I'm... I'm sorry about that... About the recent past... I did pre-apologize, but I need to post-apologize as well.
Um... I don't... Err... Wild Murray used Flail! You used Judgement! Wild Murray fled!
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