Hey how's it going?
I imagine it's going pretty good, considering you have time to read some loser's blog while the world is being eaten alive outside...
Good heavens! It seems that zombies have a love of Fridays!
One night a week, they come out in full force, stumbling, groaning, biting everything they can get their undead hands on...
And I think that should be a rule for surviving the apocalypse: Don't go out on Fridays.
There must be some kind of residual memory in those rotting brain cells that remind them that the working week would be over...
Yeah... A fundamental sense of a lie-in tomorrow must make the lively cadavers more active.
Obviously, my advice is to remain indoors... As always. I may not get out much, but I'm still breathing!
Um... So it's zombie awareness month and national vegetarian week... Coincidence? I think not!
Remember, in these disgusting times when the dead walk the pavements, flesh is very much a luxury...
Of course, most of the edible meat has already been gobbled up by the horde!
Well, in a way, it's like we're in a war. Do you remember seeing propaganda from years ago, encouraging people to 'Grow Your Own'?
Now, let me be the first to tell you. Vegetables are a lot easier to farm than livestock. Also, the zombies don't eat them.
Putting two and two together... You get four. Being a veggie is a good idea in this day and age. A lot safer.
And besides, I like animals! I don't want them to be my food when it's not absolutely necessary to survival!
Clearly, I'm not trying to convert you or anything... I'm just... Explaining myself. Trying to share my survival tips...
Elephantastic!
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