Hello. My name's Murray Maynard.
It's still the undead apocalypse... As always!
Although today, my Poliwhirl shirt finally arrived! Which means I'm safe[r] from the horde! Yatta!
Now, I have posted a picture of it, somewhere on the remains of the interweb... But who knows if you can access it?
Damn. I wish you could see how awesome it is!
If only...
To be honest with you, reader, I'm pretty bored at the moment. All I'm doing at the moment is 'surviving'. Going through the motions...
Boredom is a rare luxury in this day and age, what with all this death and fear on a daily basis... Yet still... I'm not happy.
Usually, I'd be happy with 'bored'. It means that I'm not worried about safety. Which usually means I'm safe. And that's usually enough.
Remaining indoors; wake up, eat, watch a screen, eat, watch a screen, eat, watch a screen, check that everything's secure, sleep.
Not the most entertaining lifestyle, even by my pitifully low standards. But until recently, it never bothered me.
So what that I was watching 4 hours worth of anime in one sitting? It's between that and risk of being eaten alive!
But what's happened to me? Why can't I just put up with it like I used to? "I fear what I am becoming".
Unless I snap out of this mindset pronto, I'm going to end up 'seeking thrills' and 'going wild'... Which I know is absurd...
Really really absurd!
No, I'm not going to do it. I won't admit it. I can't... I don't need fucking zombies!
Sorry for turning the text blue. I just need to express how stupid it sounds...
Bloody hell. Is this my all time low? Somehow it feels so familiar, somehow it feels so familiar. I feel like letting go...
Undead Murray wouldn't get bored. He'd be much more sociable, too! And he'd stop doing spammy annoying whiney blogs...
Realising that 'you need to get out more' implies becoming infected is not a nice feeling.
Naruto! One Piece! Bleach! Save me! I don't want to be one of them! I want to be me! Please entertain me! Please!
Sorry... I was really bored.
REMAIN INDOORS