Hey there...
I'm alright! I'm just being dramatic! Emphasising a point! Exaggurating!
My god... I can't believe that you took it so seriously! This isn't a diary, it's a survival blog! Geez...
Anyway, I appreciate the sentiment, but... I wasn't even expecting you to read it. What can I say... Not many people do!
Yes, I'm speaking in code again. But I'll stop now.
My Poliwhirl shirt isn't as useful as I thought. there's no denying it.
Explain?
It's like this; Wearing a spiral is to deter the zombies. Which involves coming into contact with zombies. Which I haven't done lately.
Why not? Well, I've been taking the best advice of all...
Right at the top there... In the big letters... What does it say again? BINGO.
Obviously, if I'm in a safe place all day, there's no need for last-resort protection, is there?
Therefore, my water-type ghoul-repellant isn't massively useful at the moment... Because I'm a loser.
Ever watched One Piece? It's great. I love it. It's such an epic anime series, spanning 500 episodes! (and counting!)
Yes. It is very long. Yes. Anime is meant to be for children. Yes. It is probably the main reason I'm still alive.
One Piece saved my life. And I am not ashamed to say it.
Unless... you're a girl. In which case, I'd probably be ashamed to say anything. Especially admit something as sad as that.
Anyway, the point is, while all this ridiculous, end-of-the-world crap was going down, I was catching up with Luffy and crew.
Shit was literally hitting the fan outside my very window, but I was too busy watching a crazy Japanese cartoon.
Oh I was bitten alright. Infected down to the very core. Except by Eiichiro Oda's One [master]Piece. (if you'll excuse the pun)
Now you may think 'What kind of a life is sitting indoors, staring at a screen all day?'... I respond with 'A safe one.'
Not sure about you, but I'd much rather be a fat-ish, boring, shy weeaboo than be dead. You see where I'm coming from?
Evangelion isn't bad either. Or Bleach. Naruto is awesome. DBZ rocks! Busou Renkin, Katekyo Hitman Reborn...
Tell you what, maybe all survivors have watched anime, at least once... Have you?
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