Hey, you know when I say, remain indoors?
It's because that's what I do, and I haven't been infected yet. Other than... Yeah, shut up.
Very good advice for the zombie apocalypse. Don't leave your safe zones...
And keep your fitness up. In case you're ever chased. The undead can't run, but if you don't move quick, they will surround you.
Like me, try to take up a sport that other survivors do, like Badminton. Not Rugby. That's for the undead.
Even Squash is alright. Just... Pick an inside sport so that you're not exposed to the horde.
Not that Badminton is completely safe...
Today, one zombie just staggered in through the main doors! We thought we'd cleared the ground-level entrances...
It was pretty scary, because he came right on the court while we were playing! But then we made quite a fun game...
Nobody get bitten!
Everyone would keep playing, and have to avoid the decomposing humanoid as he tried to eat you.
Sounds dangerous... Well, it was. If he had layed teeth on any of us, we'd probably all be dead.
Dead or semi-dead.
Although, it was good practice for multi-tasking while under threat; dodging and hitting, dodging and lunging, shoving and laughing...
Yeah, I wasn't comfortable with the risk element, but I could understand why learning how to repel an infected would be useful.
There you go. Survival advice. Play a sport when a zombie is present. It will make you harder, better and faster.
Oh, and stronger. But on to a more serious topic.
My thoughts go out to the few who lost people to fosinopril recently. Having a loved one turn is heartbreaking.
Of couse, they still might be saved if this X-ray cure still works, but...
Realistically, they are gone.
Remember, you have every right to cry and mourn and wish things were different. You aren't frail if you hurt.
Oh, and don't try to talk them better. Zombies don't hear words... They hear noises of their next meal.
Woeful and teary, you may be, but if you try to give a cannibal corpse your heart, it will eat it.
Genuinely, the best course of action at this point in time is to survive.
I know it's hard and upsetting, and it probably feels like the capital cities of your world are burning... (Technically, they are)
Remember, it's not your fault that Zombie Romeo doesn't love Uninfected Juliet, it's just how armageddon works.
Life is different now that the dead walk. I did write about romantic love in a post a while back... Ah, don't worry.
Survive, and you will heal. If you keep alive, you might even be able to cure them... Just keep on keeping on!
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