Here's a thought. Zombie olympics.
It's a bit stupid and dangerous, but at least it might make the emergency broadcasts a little more entertaining.
Watching those literally mindless cadavers totter along in an undead marathon would be hilarious!...
Hilarious!
All the zombies would have to be muzzled, I mean, safety first, but watching infected pole vaulting would just be awesome!
There would be 100m stagger, synchronised falling, meat-lifting, blood-curdling hurdles, par for the corpse, decay-thalon...
However, swimming wouldn't work because as we all know, zombies don't float. They just splash and drown.
Oh, wait! That might be quite fun! Diving dead! Scores based on technique, posture, and comedy value...
Perfect 10 if they miss the plunge pool.
Every survivor would tune in to that! We should do it! Um, if any existing Olympic Committee members are reading this...
Do it! Humanity needs a morale boost, why not provide a bit of relief with The O-limping Games?
Or Dead Fast! Or Glad-he-ate-ors! Or Olympocalypse?
I'm just throwing out ideas guys... Make it happen!
Hey, anyway, there's no real updates. I'm still alive, so are you, obviously.
All my survivor-flatmates have left. Well, some of them. Okay, a few.
Very reliable sources claim that this is because it's 'Breeding Week'. I don't know what it is, but it sounds important and...
Enjoyable!... Maybe this has something to do with Valentines day? Who knows? Not me! Anyway... Got to go. See ya!
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