Hello...
I'm still getting over the weekend...
Something must have happened, because I feel less like a zombie, and more like... An evolution...
Or maybe I'm just being unhelpfully optimistic to anyone that cares.
Right, on with the updates.
Rumour has it that Japan just got completely devastated by... something.
You might have heard it was an earthquake, but what if it wasn't? What if it was worse?
For years, fictional Tokyo has been threatened by an earth-flattening monster that can cause radioactive fires with his breath.
Of course, I am referring to Godzilla.
Real Tokyo is (or...was?) safe from this made-up beast, but how amazing would it be if it really was the super-saurus!
Beam-firing, home-wrecking, lives-in-the-ocean-might-cause-a-tsunami-if-annoyed giant reptiles are cool...
Except when they're killing thousands of innocent people.
I'm just stipulating. It's probably an earthquake. Maybe Japanese zombies are just making stuff worse...
Ninja Zombies? They would be terrifying! Wait a second...
Godzilla vs Ninja Zombies?
Somebody! Make this real! I think my life would be complete if I saw that epic battle!
Ha ha. Good times. Well, relatively good. I have so much work. And the dead walk the ear... You know what I mean.
Yep, I think I'm done here.
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