Hey, sorry about yesterday guys...
I had so much work...
It's not really an excuse... Just... like... ahem.
Cool that I started with 'guys', like, implying that more people than just you reads this...
Even though I'm fine with posting every day for the sake of one person...
Cos that's just how sad/awesome/lonely/comitted/deranged/bored I really am!
Right, let's think for a bit on one of the most interesting and important questions of all time... Zombie Dinosaurs?
Ever since I was a kid, I was terrified of these super reptiles, and it was only today that I remembered that fear.
(And for the record, I'm scared of so much stuff. Like, talking on the phone or empty rooms or strangers... Anyway)
My memory kicked in while I was talking to a fellow survivor about relative speeds of animals. A pigeon to be exact.
Pigeons are really bloody fast when they fly. Much faster than humans. That's pretty cool, I'd say, because they're smaller too.
Running as fast as Mr. Bolt won't be fast enough, and I think that's like nature saying, "Hey, you can't have everything!"
It's like, humans are the worst animals for moving quickly. Case in point, I've been outrun by bumblebees before.
Not fair! Those are insects and they're faster than a huge great human!? How did that happen?!
Chameleons can outspeed us. Pangolins. Dromedaries. Anything on four legs has the upper... leg.
Every animal you can think of is so fast (with some exceptions, of course), and so this got me thinking...
So, what animal would win in a race of relative sizes? And then I remembered the bloody Velociraptors.
Shit, I've just reminded myself again. Time to hide.
REMAIN INDOORS