Hello, lonely.
I'm virtually right here.
So, I have so many flaws it's easier to count my good traits. I'm not really a human, more a living collection of fail.
Oh, by the way, if you ever asked, yes... but you never will.
My surviving peers say I'm kinda funny I guess... I can quote things from once-popular culture quite well...
Usually they're obscure, internet or video game or film references, but I like to think that makes me interesting... or...
Childish? Wait, is that a good thing? I'm naive, scared, irresponsible, immature, like cartoons, eat sweets, don't talk to strangers...
Has a massive... level of patience. What, did you think it was going to be something else? Hmm, what other pros do I have...
Well, I haven't done the whole 'rebel against my parents, smoke, drink, etc.' thing. Does that count for anything?
Oh, minus points, okay then. Inexperience is a bitch.
Really shy? Surely that's not a good thing? Remember, big difference between quiet and shy. One chooses to say nothing.
Kind? Kinda... Kind of kind... I can listen very well, and I will be as respectful as possible...
(I am just typing my life away here... I don't have a hope.
Why did it turn out like this? I have lost so many years to this crippling social situation... I can never catch up.)
A very diverse taste in music? Like, primarily rock, but some grime, techno, pop... Anything really!
Nice once you get to know me... It may take three terms, but if you can make me feel at ease, you might like me?
Treat other people with respect. This is probably my biggest advantage, and it's still useless compared to other people.
This is probably why I hardly ever speak to people I don't know... I respect them too much to be myself and risk offending.
Oh, go on, laugh it up. Murray's respectful to people he's never met? What a funny joke!
Damn it... I care too much about what other people think, it's preventing me from being myself...
I... should stop now. This hasn't got anything to do with zombies. I'm just a bit depressed, ranting at the void.
Everybody reading, I'm sorry. I'll be back to abnormal tomorrow.
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