Haha... Well how can I follow that?
I guess I'll just do as always... Hope that's alright with you!
I'm going to start with another essential survival tip: Learn to sleep sitting up.
Many situations these days are bedless. A matress is very much a luxury. You may have to sleep in your car.
Experiments have shown that if you don't practice this vital technique, you're 62% more likely to get bit by a walker...
An uncomfortable night can be the death of you these days...
Nocturnal position tolerence is a must!
That's a pretty important bit of advice. Not as important as 'remain indoors' or 'aim for the head', but still up there.
What else... Erm...
Heck, I don't know. If you need anything else, watch the documentary film called Zombieland. That's got a few bits of advice!
A major one for that is cardio; Stay fit, and ready to run a marathon at the drop of a hat.
That is pretty good advice, yeah, but I reckon if you stay indoors and don't alert the horde, you can survive without it.
I'm actually very unfit, but incredibly quiet, and I've made it this far... So I must be doing something right!
So, that's all the advice I have to give today... Hope that helps you stay alive a little longer.
Ah, I should probably mention, on Wednesday I'm going to recon nearby European countries with my family. France... Spain... Portugal...
I'll be fighting my way through the ex-Eurostar tunnel, and returning by plane (hopefully) on the following Wednesday...
Damn. Tomorrow might be my last blog for a week... Or ever... Ah well. I'll just make tomorrow's one really memorable! OK, 'til then!
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