HAPPY 100th RECORDED DAY OF SURVIVAL!! This feels like a dream!
I'm actually very excited about hitting the first three-digit number! Makes me want to scream, yell and holla...
YYYAAAYYY!!!
"Oi! Keep the noise down you stupid bastard! We're trying to watch a film!"
Urgh... Remember survivors, the real keys to staying alive are staying inside, not taking any risks, and keeping an eye on the volume!
Aeon Flux... Why are my family watching that? It's not even a very good movie... I probably should like it, but I... I...
Rather prefer my flicks to be breathtaking. Like Suckerpunch... That film. Is the best film. Ever.
Elephant-level awesome. Every frame looked like a painting, and it was just my kind of action... Suckerpunch is my new fave!
Slaughter a few zombies to get there if you must, because true greatness awaits you at your local cinema!
Oyster cards maybe useless now, but hijack an abandoned bus if necessary! To watch that film again, I'd gladly fight my way through hell.
Bloody hell. That's a good film. But anyway, in other news, this is day one hundred! And so far, all is well!
Either I'm asleep, they apocalypse is over, or the zombies realise how momentous today is and they're letting me enjoy my day!
AK-47, you are not required, there's not an infected in sight! And wouldn't you know? The best weather this year! Isn't that swell?
UEXME can take the day off! (That's the United Exterminators of Monsterous Entities, by the way.) If you UEXME guys are reading... Hi!
TY 4 PWN1NG Z0MS W1TH UR B00MST1CK!!
I owe you guys my life. You saved me so many times when I was a kid... Like that time...
Fuck, have I just been blabbing like usual on for my hundredth day? Goddamn it, have a sense of occasion, Murray!
Useless... Ah well, I'm sure it meant something to someone! Anyway, for the 100th day, I'm afraid it's time to go...
Love you guys, and thank you!
xxx
REMAIN 1ND00RS