Jan 01 (1)

DAY #113

Hey! Listen!
I have begun my experimentation on spirals.
Initial results are slightly confusing... But I promise you, there is progress.
Congratulations, mankind, you're only twenty years too late.
Alright... What have I discovered? Well, that zombies are not scared of spirals.
Now that sucks... But here's the interesting part.
They are scared of certain spirals. To be precise, anticlockwise inwards spirals seem to terrify the horde. That, or... White gloves.
'WTF!?' I hear you type! Indeed, whuh tuh fuh... How did this happen?
Actually, I have no idea. But it bloody works. I did the research myself.
It went like this; You know I'm like, weirdly invisible to the undead since I'm passively infected, or some confusing shit like that?
This means I can sneak around undetected unless I draw attention to myself. Pretty neat.
To test the spiral theory (wow that sounds cool), I crept into a local city with my Poliwag, Poliwhirl and Poliwrath print-outs.
Okay, they were posters. I am a loser/nerd/freak/Pokefan, but hey. It's the apocalypse. Humans have already been judged once.
So, I would cause a racket, and hold up a Poli. Starting with Poliwag (the first one), I almost died. They didn't care. And tried to eat me.
Escaping from that horror... barely... I had another go, from the safety of a second story window. This time, Poliwhirl (the second one).
Eureka! It worked! The zoms fled like dawdling, decaying deer, and I was overjoyed!
Yeah, and Poliwrath (the third one) worked too! So why Whirl and Wrath but not Wag? (That's the best sentence ever!)
Only things I could think of were the reversed spiral direction on the belly, or the white gloves... One of these must scare them...
Um, I'll experiment on this further tomorrow instead of celebrate ex-Easter. This shit just got real.
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