Halo reference anybody?
I thought I'd try shoot my way out... Mix things up a little...
Let's nip this in the bud... Otherwise I could genuinely be here all night.
Okay, no more Master Chief quotes.
Life as we knew it... Well, as I knew it... Ended many years ago when patient zero OMNOMNOMed a human.
Now, zombies have taken over the planet, and they feed on humans, destroy wooden barriers and don't say please or thank you.
Oh the humanity!
But there is hope. Japan has saved us all. With Poliwhirl. ARIGATO!!
Okay, they haven't 'saved' us, but they've given us a figurative flak jacket riot shield combo against the undead.
Don't get me wrong, these ghouls will still try to munch ya, but a lot less.
Yes, that is your cue to paint spirals everywhere. Actually, wait... Do it tomorrow. When it's daylight.
Look out for the tubby ones though, because they have quite the appetite... And they can take more body shots.
I need to make this very clear; Twirly-whirly-whirls will only dizzle-dazzle on about 65% of the walkers.
Kill the ones that stay on their feet. That is... If they have feet.
Erm, I think that's all for today. Oh wait, one more thing...
Supposedly, there's a Royal Wedding tomorrow. Apparently some of the younger monarchs actually survived!
Makes you think, though... If they're still committing to matrimony after The End Of The World, maybe all is not lost!
Even a freak like me might find a partner in love, a soulmate... That is, if I don't just forever...
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