Hey. Ho. Let's go.
It's bloody bloggy time again. Because I'm actually that much of a cock.
In fact, today, I might even reveal that my middle name is Richard. Which... abbreviates to Dick.
For god's sake, my middle name implies how much of a weird penis person I am.
Oh, you wouldn't know the troubles I've seen.
Now just to piss you off, I'm really not going to reveal any explicit failures on here. Not the time or the place.
Let's not talk about it... I'm always trying to forget my past... Sorry, back to those zombies.
Yeah, so Catherine Wheels! Fire Spirals... Aren't they just the most useful things ever?
It's certainly up there... Very high on the Top Gear cool wall...
Cool wall... Top Gear... Heheh, is that show still going? Google? What do you think?... It thinks no.
Oh, that's a shame. I'd think the lads would love to broadcast their zombie antics!
Undead celebrities are awesome! I've seen a few... Paul Merton was a big one.
Let me think... Rhod Gilbert! He made me chuckle when he staggered along. Lulz.
David Mitchell would be a funny one to see... Although he's probably still alive, actually...
That Mitchell And Webb Look already did a sketch about an 'Event', and the advice was to 'REMAIN INDOORS'.
Excellent advice in this day and age! He was prepared! In fact, he inspired the title of this blog. What a man.
Let's see, who else have I seen infected? Erm... Charles Martinet! "Letsa eata ya brains!" Trololol.
Linkin Park! I saw them, along with some other musicians, on a tour of the destroyed O2 Arena!
Yeah, they had a 'Famous Zombie Area', which they'd set up like a zoo!
Oh, don't be like that! They're DEAD! They don't have rights! You need to re-read your Encyclopedia Apocalyptia!
Urgh... That's enough for today. Tired now. I'll leave you with the words of David Mitchell...
REMAIN INDOORS