How do you keep a survivor ins suspense?
I'll tell you next week.
Ehehehehehehehe! Sorry.
Let's think... If mankind doesn't recover from this apocalypse, animals will lose their names!
Emergency on planet earth!
Pretend we all die out, and it takes so long for sentient life to reappear, all our collected data is lost to time.
How would the New Minds name all the creatures?
And I know that the loss of all Mathematical and Physical knowledge is pretty big, but let's start easy.
Naming that long-necked tall furry pattern-coated tree-eating thing would be priority number one! ...Algebra comes later.
They might call that giraffe a nekylegg. Or a camestretch. Or a esrohgnol. Or an aimiy... Or a moaoyomoe!
Sigh.
All this zombie stuff has really buggered up life. The amount of things we no longer have...
Really, you have to try not to think about it. The past is forgotten, the future looks dark, the present smells.
Everybody is just going through the motions, hoping that there's a miracle before the canned food runs out...
Christ Christ is taking his Christing time. It's been almost 20 Christing years! Christ...
Oh, by the way, I don't believe in Jesus, I just love the idea that one day he'll show up with machine guns and be a zombie-killing badass.
Obviously they didn't put that bit in the Bible... Probably didn't want to ruin the ending!
Lolbai!
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