Hi-e-a-i-a-i-o!
It's difficult to pronounce unless you've heard the song...
Don't worry about it!
It is really not important.
Dead people with a taste for human blood are wandering about outside... Pop culture references can wait!
Yeah, so, what's up? Why is today's blog so early? Well, let me explain...
Over the past ten days or so, we noticed my brother was showing some... undesirable traits. He got bit.
Unfortunately, he's not immune to the same extent as me... he's slowly turning every day.
We could 'put him out of his misery', but there is another solution...
A risky solution that may not work, and will take a long time to implement, but one that means he survives.
There's apparently a clinic somewhere in the Cotswolds where they have a massive X-ray machine.
Catch the infection early enough, and you can neutralise the fosinopril and suppress the inner zombie!
Hope we've caught it soon enough... I'd hate to have to kill my brother...
CBA!
Anyway, since the Cotswolds is quite a trek, and the appointment is tomorrow morning, we have to go this evening.
My family and I will then stay overnight at a nearby safehouse, and see if he can be cured the next day.
Point is, I won't have remains-of-the-internet access tonight, so I have to blog before we go.
Understood? Right. That is all.
See you in my dreams!
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