How now brown cow!
I'm not trying to offend anyone... Just starting differently... And anyway I like cows... So it's not offensive... Oh, whatever!
Good news! My t-shirt arrived! Not the Poliwhirl one. That bad boy is still in transit. My other one!
Oh, man, you gotta see it!
Only... I don't know exactly who you are... So... You might even be reading this in the USA! You'll just have to imagine I'm afraid.
Description: Blue shirt; medium fit; large, white face printed on the front... IT'S BRIAN BUTTERFIELD'S FACE!!
Now, you may be thinking, "Who's this Brian Butterfield? Why does he deserve CAPS? Who is he?"
I'll tell you. He's by far the best character from the sorely missed comedy TV show, The Peter Serafinowicz Show.
Genuinely had me in tears every sketch! Hilarious!
Huh? What's that? You've never heard of...? Well... What can I say? It was on BBC... Like, 4 years ago...?
That's not ringing any bells?
-.- ...SIGH
So, I'm going to give you 5 minutes to search it on YouTube... B-u-t-t-e-r-f-i-e-l-d. Don't worry, I'll still be here.
What are you waiting for? Go on!
Erm... Well, I don't know if you've actually seen it yet... I'm going to have to trust you, Anonymous.
EPIC WIN! He cracks me up... Detective Agency? LOL! Karaoke Bar? LOLOL! International Hotel? LOLOLOL!
T-shirt Company?!? Oh, I can imagine it now! "I've accidentally produced over nine thousand shirts... Call now!"
Hahaha! Now every time I put on this shirt, I'm reminded of how hilarious Peter Serafinowicz is, and it makes me smile!
Every day, I remember the not-too distant past... When BBC were still putting out awesome comedy, and the world wasn't destroyed...
Ahh... The good old days!
Right, well, I'll try to keep this hilarious garment blood-free in case you see me soon... Who knows?
That's all I've got time for... Goodnight Sweetheart!
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