Hello.
It's me.
Like always.
Actually... I wonder how this works? How are these words forming in your head?
Seriously! Do you read the words and here me speaking them? Like, internally?
Then, what if you've never heard me speak before? (insert joke about me being shy)
Eh? What then? Do you insert a pre-recognised demo voice? Does my voice change depending on what I say?
"X-ray, Tango. Alpha Team is Oscar-Mike, over. How copy?" Did I just sound like a Marine when I wrote that?
Alright... How else can I play around with your inner voices... Aha...
"Morpheus... Are you saying I'll be able to dodge bullets?" "When the time comes, Neo... You won't have to."
Yeah! Did that work? I have no way of telling... But, I'll guess it did. So, you can do impressions via text? Neat!
"I'll be back"
"Pika pika! Pikachu!"
"Perfection!"
Ehh... Maybe the effect isn't working as well... But anyway. Just a thought. Ask yourself, who is that asking me?
Exit stage left!
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