Hello! Fancy seeing you here!
It's very nice to meet you, my name is Murray, and I am a survivor of the zombie apocalypse. Also, I'm very, very shy.
That's probably why I've survived so long anyway. I never 'went out' with humans before the outbreak. Think, Columbus from Zombieland.
Heheheh... That's probably a bit optimistic, actually. At least he can speak when he's in a room with an attractive girl...
And I think we can now safely assume that my real life is in fact more of a joke than a film mocking people like me...
Next time, I'll try to be honest. I'll try to speak my mind. Say what I want... Like in The Invention Of Lying!
Keeping my desires to myself is never going to make me happy. I should at least take this tiny little risk...
Yeah, it's not like I'm going to get eaten or anything... And... The reward is pretty angelic.
Oh, there I go. AGAIN. Seriously, this is like, the worst place to get survival advice... And I am sorry.
Um, well... Come back in like, two weeks. I hope to be 'back to normal' again. Although, by then, I might be happy.
For now, though, grant me a bit of cryptic, tentative prose. It's not often I'm in situations worthy of any romantic interest...
Only while I'm at University, it seems. At Safehouse 90 (my home), absolutely nothing happens. So I can write about general things.
Right here... Right now... This is where the zombie-mad but also easily infatuated blogger lives... George A. Romeo, if you will.
Comedy and frozen things... Yep. That's about all I can offer. It's definately not going to be enough...
Oh damn. It's time to go...
My god. I didn't get to say what I want for the second time today!
I should practice speaking more. Or reading that book...
Never hurt anyone before! [Forget everyone who's ever had a papercut]
Good. It's settled. Next time, I'll be more. And I can't wait. And... Thank you!
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