How did it come to this...
I am such an idiot. I'm sorry.
Well, now that my heart-felt, emotional digital apology is over and done with... It's zombie time. That was quick.
Have you ever spent a lot of time on something only to find that it's absolutely useless? It's very frustrating.
An example would be... I don't know... Preparing a human-only teleporter like in Nazi Zombies, only to find ladders are just as good.
That's pretty damn annoying. Especially considering that a teleporter is ridiculously difficult to build, and after making it, it's not needed.
Anyway, the point is, if somebody was to make a Nazi Zombies teleporter, surely it would be polite to use it, even just once.
Why not? I mean... It's pretty useless in any other circumstance, like a flood, and the mechanic can hardly un-build it...
Ah, I'm getting sidetracked.
Sorry, I'm not going to force anyone to accept anything that they don't want just to make a selfish, inconsiderate arsehole happy.
That would be even more inconsiderate and arsehole-y. You know what, tech guy? Just cut your losses.
Everyone's been in that situation... Having built an actual working undead-proof teleporter, and then being told nobody wants it.
OK, not that exact situation, but you get what I mean...
Finding out that hours of your life were for nothing. Hey, better to just swallow that pride and move on. Grow up.
Though, in this day and age, I don't know why this teleporter-builder is so upset about wasting time. Surely that's all life is anyway?
I don't know. Maybe it's his finest work. Maybe it's the only real impact he'll ever have. Maybe he made it super-special.
Maybe... Maybe...
Ehh. Or he's just a whiney cunt. So long, and goodnight.
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