Heart. Attack.
It's obvious.
After all that engineering... The teleporter is inert.
My god... How stupid is he? Of course it's a bad idea to give someone a broken teleporter! It's worse than giving them nothing!
Yeah, I'll get over it. Shame, though.
Moving on...
Oh, yeah, tomorrow should be dangerous for me... Some survivors and I are off to a disused theme park.
Rollercoasters, arcades, bright lights, annoying music... The works! Lord knows how people are still running it...
Even if I was as braindead as Zommie Blood-chops out there, I'd definately head towards the loudest, most garish thing...
Come on, the whole idea of the place is to draw attention... Now it's just illuminating a flesh buffet!
OK, they've probably got clever ways of keeping the undead away. But... Even still...
Maybe, y'know, like... Don't have amusement parks in the apocalypse? Like... Just to be safe?
Ever watched a film called Zombieland? Yeah. Skip forward to 1 hour, 2 minutes and 58 seconds in...
DAMN!! That's what would actually happen! Those idiots almost got killed as a result!
(Yeah, irl, they probably wouldn't be saved, but then, in that film, zombies could climb... WTF?)
So, despite the fact that in that case it was night time, and I'll be going during the day, it's still crazy dangerous!
Oh man... Oh god... Oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man!
Obviously, I don't want to die, but... I don't really want to be antisocial either. I have so few friends, I can't afford to miss out...
No, I'm sure I'll be fine! (Famous last words)
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