Hello reader!
I'm typing this today on my brother's iPhone!
It's because my bastard of a father has LITERALLY hidden his Netbook.
Poor old bugger... He thinks that a broken hard drive is like a virus, and that I'm the computer killer.
How strange it is to have older parents... Parents that are baffled by Wi-Fi.
Oh... My... God...
No way. I just saw Brian Butterfield on Shooting Stars!!!
Everybody! Go on iPlayer tomorrow, and search for it. That's all I have to say. Do it.
REMAIN INDOORS