Hi guys. Or girls. Or anyone.
I've not really done that much worthy of blogging about recently... But then... Have I ever?
So, I'll just do fairly generic zombie related rubbish, in case anyone is reading this for the first time (If they've woken up from a coma).
OK, here's the deal. About 20 years ago on November 2nd, the Fosinopril-infected patients started biting people.
Couple of weeks later, 90% of the population has been zombified by the saliva, blood, sweat and other bodily fluids of the Alphas.
If you were lucky enough to survive the outbreak, as it's known, your reward was to live in this shitty world where the undead rule.
And yeah, that pretty much sums it up... A brief history of how the world went from fairly shit to massively shit.
Let me go over a few basic survival rules, and if you have any further questions, go watch Zombieland/Dawn of the Dead/etc.
So, Rule number 1: REMAIN INDOORS. They can't eat you if they don't know you're there. Keep quiet and dim the lights.
Eat food that you can grow, is Rule 2. This saves you having to risk your life finding food outside.
Cool one this... Rule 3: Paint spirals everywhere. Zombies will get confused by them (depending on which hand they used).
Rule 4 is to keep a weapon on you at all times. Blunt or projectile weapons are best, since spilling that blood near you isn't clever.
Erm... What other things... Oh, uh, Rule 5, rope ladders. Zombies can't climb, so use these to stop them getting to you.
Talking of preventing them getting to you, build a moat! Actually, no, that contradicts Rule 1, the most important of all!
Anyway, those are the a few to keep you going. Like I said, undead media helps you learn what not to do...
Right, well, I'm sure I've bored everyone enough with my Survival 101. I'll type you tomorrow, and good luck out there!
Yeah, I'm going to put a question mark on the line below, just because I want to make a specific point to a specific person...
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REMAIN INDOORS