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It's almost time!
Hubble bubble, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble...
And when there's no more room in hell... The dead shall walk the earth...
Putrid, horrible little beings, it's almost the witching hour of night 304... ALL HALLOWS EVE.
People say that the zombies are most active this one night of the year... Stay inside, for your own good.
Yes, it's the night of ghosts, witches, mummies, vampires, demons, devils and the undead to walk the streets...
Have you ever seen what the undead do when the clock strikes midnight?
Are you brave enough to venture outside on tonight of all nights? I didn't think so...
Listen... Can you hear them? That's the sound of impending doom.
Lock your front door... Bolt your windows... The ghouls are coming for you tonight...
Oh, you think your god can save you? You think he has any power over these monsters on this one evening?
Well, you're wrong. Nobody can save you now.
Eat your favourite meal... Drink your favourite drink... Tell your family that you love them, and hope you survive the night.
Each and every one of you... Be safe this evening... You have my prayers...
Not that they'll help you! MWAHAHAHAHAHA...
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