Hello to the one reader out there who actually reads these things! Your first number, my favourite number, is 2.
I'm going to give you a very difficult puzzle today, because I'm bored, and why the hell not? It might require an hour of research... Maybe 70!
In any case, those 493 or so zombies outside are preventing me from stretching my legs or getting some fresh air... I might as well blog.
Living? Well, you could call it living I suppose... It's more like surviving... But who cares! If I live to see 72, I'll be happy!
Ok, ok... Maybe I'd be a bit bored of indoor activities by then, but you get the idea... There are about 546 things to keep me entertained!
Vicious undead? Not my problem! I'll just be in here, out of the way, watching my 250th film! Perfectly safe, thankyouverymuch!
Even if this LHC doesn't work, I won't be too upset... I've lived like this my entire life anyway! (And besides, there's a 95% chance it will work!)
Probably, I would have spent my time doing this kind of stuff even if there was no outbreak... Almost 30 years ago... (Well, not really!)
Of course, going outside and being eaten alive be 530 zombies would be the easy way out. I deserve my apocalyptic house arrest!
Killing the undead by driving them into the ocean is such a good idea... I wish I thought of that! But it would have taken me 61 years!
Extra note: That previous number was actually relevant to this blog, since spirals scare off zombies! It wasn't random like... I dunno... 314!
Maybe you've worked out what these numbers mean... Perhaps you need a hint? Ok... For example 605 is E. You can have that one.
Oh, and you might want to study the pages of aidepablub for about 4 hours in order to work out what the hell I'm going on about...
Now, you know how I like the first letters? That's a hint, the solution, and will reveal my secret shame. 395 points if you get it!
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