Hello survivor.
It's someone who hasn't been bitten!
There aren't many living people around tonight. Most of them are going on a huge zombie killing spree to let out some anger. You know, they actually facilitate that kind of thing here. They dedicate one night each week to safe-as-possible mass zombicide. You can pick up a weapon, put on the gear provided, namely anti-bite fabric, a helmet and so on, then just run into the horde. It sounds incredibly dangerous... you won't catch me doing that any time soon. Too many risks. But I guess people just need to take it all out on something. You know what they say, slaughter is the best medicine.
Well, seeing as I'm going to be staying in tonight... again... I've not really got much to do. I could do some work, but come on! I've calculated it to be Friday! That's a day for relaxing even just for a sense of tradition!
So it's just watching films I've already seen, playing games I've already played, living a life I've already lived...
What I'm trying to say is... I'm bored!
In fact, other than the loss of so many innocent human lives, the indescribable emptiness you feel when you have to kill a loved one, the torture of knowing each day could be your last and the crippling pressure to keep on going for the sake of mankind, having nothing to do is probably the worst thing about the apocalypse.
Yep.
Just twiddling your thumbs wondering "hey, why don't zombies die of hunger?" when you already know the answer is "because they're already dead you idiot". Killing time...
Oh, wow! That's what they should call this undead frustration outlet evening... Killing time! Because then it's like something to do to pass the time and it also involves killing zombies...
I'm a genius! Why has no-one thought of this?
Because there is no-one else.
Oh yeah.
Anyway, maybe one day I'll be brave enough to give it a go. Or should that be bored enough? Perhaps I'll actually enjoy it? It could become a regular fun thing to do, and we'll all have competitions to see who's the best at slaying the walking corpses...
Or not.
I could just stay indoors.
Because boredom is infinitely better than death.
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