Hi.
I'm your host for this evening.
Tonight's entertainments consist of a documentary zombie marathon, a hell of a lot of unhealthy food, and more 'witty' sarcastic remarks than you can shake a stick at.
That's right reader, making light of the everyday horror that surrounds us is my kind of entertainment. Watching a woman recently bitten throw herself off the edge of a building instead of succumbing to the infection isn't at all funny, but seeing hundreds of stupid zombies throwing themselves off after her is pretty damn amusing... I figure you either have to laugh or cry.
Or... both.
Ah, thanks to my caring parents, I am now locked and loaded and ready to take on waves of the undead if needs be. I hope it doesn't come to that, but if it does, let's just say by the end of it, there will be more lead than flesh.
Also, in other trivial news, I got some excercise today in the form of competitive sport against other survivors. Two hours of quite high level Badminton in a large disused sports hall really takes it out of you!
Anything else?
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
Apparently there's a place in Scotland called Och-adia which is meant to be infection free. Supposedly they have food, shelter, protection and thousands of other survivors. Heh, trust the Scots to take a no-nonsense, kill-until-it's-clean approach to the apocalypse! If you are camping out near the border, or even if you are in Scotland, please, find out if Och-adia is real and let us know. This could be our last hope for salvation.
I'm sure some of you are thinking, "hey, why does this guy mention what he did today before some crucial information which might save mankind?", to which I reply,
"Um... shut up."
Anyway, there may still be hope for us, so don't do anything reckless until we know more...
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