Hello. Does anyone read me?
I have to...
CRACKLE
Hello?
Report!
Is there anyone...
STATIC
...You're out there, please respond!
Oh, what's the point.
Useless bloody two-way radios never get any signal here. They're about as useful as white noise generators.
Right, on with the updates.
Everyone is either dead or infected by a compound that makes them into zombies. But that's old news.
In more recent news, I have a lot of work to do. It's alright though because lab reports are so much fun...
NOT!
My brain is hurting already and I haven't even finished the introduction yet. It's so hard!
Yes, I know, I know. Physics was always going to be hard, but this is just unnecessary. And time consuming.
Bloody lab report... Bloody walkie talkies... Bloody zombies...
Lots of blood today, fortunately all figurative.
Oh dear. I had better get back to this work... It's due in on Monday. I'll wrap this up.
Goodbye for now survivor. Remember...
REMAIN INDOORS