Hi there!
I met another survivor today. And I just thought of a joke. What brings Physicists together?
Gravity.
University life has really taken its toll on my sense of humour it seems...
You know, there really are some great things about the zombie apocalypse. Let me explain...
Sure, the majority of things are still pretty messed up, and it's definately not a favourable situation to be in... But there are some advantages.
You don't have to conform to any fashions... That's a big relief. The 'not infected' look is very 'in' this season I hear.
Or... you don't have to be a type of person to get by. Your necessary social facade got killed off back when patient zero got the munchies.
Undertakers who managed to survive got an early retirement... Nobody needs a grave now that the corpses just get up and walk about.
Adverts don't exist any more! Although, to be fair, there are still transmissions advertising safe locations like Och-adia...
Religion is pretty much nonexistant... No amount of manic street preaching will make mankind think God loves us again.
Except there was that one thing that made sense about religion... That idea about overflow Hell...
Apparently, when there is no more room in Hell, the dead walk the earth... Like overflow parking for souls.
We might just have been so greedy and selfish as a species, literally everyone went to purgatory after they died...
Everyone.
Satan just couldn't cope with the sheer number of dead bastards, so he just... stopped them from dying. That must be it!...
Or it was that Fosinopril thing way back in the early nineties buggering up cells and mutating into a super-infection.
My bet's on the sciencey one. Anyway, enough of this theorising. It's time to get to bed.
Early start tomorrow, and a lot to do, so I'm off to sleep...
Unless I'm kept awake by the scratching of rotting nails on my door. Let's hope not!
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