Herdy gurp de derp de doo...
It's zombie o'clock!
Bring your boomstick, your pipe bombs, your shovels and your katanas...
It's going to get messy!
Great. I'm not infected. I can only assume that you're not infected too. But how do I know?
Do you want to eat my brains? If so, you may be a sentient zombie. Congrats.
All my life, I have been wishing, no, dreaming that I'd meet a nice survivor who might like me back...
Yeah, I'm a selfish little bastard. How dare I pretend to be worthy of love?
The point is... Well... I'm not sure what my point is... Just...
Oh, forget it. I'll live.
Murray!
Okay, so, weapon of the day, samurai sword. If you can find one, you'll have a blast.
Rip through hundreds of the living dead with elegance, style and Japanese Steel.
Right. I'm almost done being weird for today...
Oh wow, up to 99 already?
Well, I promise there will be something big tomorrow... Stay frosty!
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