Hi. Before I start... ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY!!
I'm sorry. I've been building up to that one. The rest of the year will just be meagre in comparison.
Bye, guys. There's almost no reason to keep reading these. You've read the best bit....
Lame darts joke. In a zombie apocalypse. That's about as good as it gets.
Oh, you're still here?
Good lord, you must be bored.
Good lord... I must be bored.
Every day... Trying to think of something to write... It's difficult, because I am inherently dull.
Reading other people's survival blogs... I prefer that. They are always... Inspiring! Why not give it a go?
REMAIN INDOORS