HA.
I GET IT. THAT'S A FUNNY JOKE. BY THE WAY, I'M TALKING ABOUT MY LIFE.
FEELING VERY FUCKING DEPRESSED. USING THE CAPS LOCK KEY TO IMPLY SERIOUSNESS.
USELESS SHOULD BE MY MIDDLE NAME. AND MY FIRST NAME. AND LAST NAME. CALL ME USELESS.
CHANCES ARE YOU'VE NEVER ACTUALLY MET ME, BECAUSE I JUST STAY IN MY ROOM ALL DAY.
KIND OF SAD HOW THAT BABY FROM YEARS AGO HAS GROWN UP TO BE THIS PATHETIC...
YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIRE HOW EFFORTLESSLY I WASTE MY LIFE.
ONLY 20 YEARS INTO THIS PITIFUL EXISTANCE AND I'VE ALREADY FUCKED IT UP.
UNDEAD UPRISING? WHAT A FUCKING EXCUSE. I WOULDN'T GO OUTSIDE TO SAVE MY LIFE.
PEOPLE ARE BASTARDS. FORGET THE ZOMBIES, STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM PEOPLE.
EVERYBODY PRETENDS LIKE THEY CARE, BUT THEY DON'T... HOW FUCKING EMO WAS THAT, HUH?
OR... IT'S JUST ME. PERHAPS I INVOKE SUCH A BITTER RESPONSE THAT I DESERVE TO FEEL SHIT.
PARDON THE LANGUAGE, BUT HEY THERE GIRLS, I'M A CUNT... EVERY TIME I DIE.
LESS THAN JAKE... IT'S GOING TO KILL ME, THE REST OF MY LIFE.
EVER THINK EVERYONE WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH HAPPIER IF YOU WERE NEVER BORN?
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