Hear ye! Hear ye!
It's the end of the world, and mankind as we know it will be dead by the end of the year!
Do a barrel roll!
Videogames, movies and books are our only hope now... Best start doing nothing!
Damn it... We're helpless against these running zombies. I went out today, and I had to sprint all the way there and back!
Spirals don't even seem to keep these bastards away... Maybe they're growing mouldy brains that allow them to run and bypass Poliwhirls.
You know, I probably would have died this evening if it wasn't for those fireworks going off nearby and drawing the horde's attention...
Ah, bonfire night. Remember, remember, to remain indoors on the 5th November. I do know it's tomorrow by the way.
Yet people are still letting off rockets and all sorts, probably to help people like me! Thank you, pre-bonfire night firework lighters! I owe you!
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