Hello survivors!
It's actually fairly liberating to not give a shit about 'dem bitches. I feel like a ghetto rapstar, too cool for all those hoodrats.
Look, I have no idea what I just said either, but it's almost the way I feel. Trust me.
Heard some interesting news today... Apparently, some people have salvaged an aircraft, and they've just found enough fuel to use it!
Cool, huh? They've been collecting all the leftover fuel from other aircraft for like, two years, and now it's ready to fly!
It's such perfect timing, too, because apparently a collection of European survivors have just finished building a huge, anti-zombie weapon.
Now if you think that it's all rubbish, and that I'm making it up, listen for yourself. It's all over the emergency wavelengths.
And they've given it such an awesome name, too... The Last Hope Cannon.
What an epic name for a machine! I have very little idea how it works, or how it's meant to kill zombies, but... It sounds awesome!
Everyone still alive has been whispering about it all day... Rumor has it, it repels all non-sentient lifeforms away from it, like a force field.
Essentially, if they make it powerful enough, the field will force all of the undead (and most animals) around the world into the ocean!
Kind of cruel to the animals, but they can just swim, unlike the undead. So yeah, today's blog is basically; THERE MAY BE HOPE.
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