Ha... Oh... Err... Shiiiit!
I haven't actually got enough time for wit or logic or... ZOMBIES!
So, I could give you an outline of my eternal damnation plan: Steal a coach, drive it through the abandoned Channel Tunnel...
Out the other end, keep going, plough through the waves of undead, get to CERN using a satnav... Probably a TomTom.
REMAIN INDOORS, proudly ruining mankind, as assisted by TomTom. I'm going to blow up the LHC.
Run in there, gun down all the scientists working there, make sure not one is left alive, then plant the C4 and BOOM!!
Yep. I've killed you all. Goodnight.
REMAIN INDOORS