Hi everyone! I realise that my grand plan for sabotage will actually tak place over Christmas, so I'm sorry I'll be silent for about 5 days...
In fact, I'm so sorry, I'll write you a little Christmas song... You know, to make up for not blogging and dooming you to a life of terror:
C is for the C4 that I'll use to blow up CERN,
H is for the horror as our hopes begin to burn,
R is for the running once the zombies start to chase,
I is for the irony of a real human 'race',
S is for the spirals painted all over the wall,
T is for the terror when the zombies eat us all,
M is for the Molotovs to keep the horde at bay,
A is for the arsenal we'll need to get away,
S is for the spirals... Wait... I've done that one before!
Yes, so Merry Christmas, and remember,
REMAIN INDOORS